An occasional series revealing my own shame for the benefit – or at least amusement – of others
1. Forget spare camera batteries
2. Forget spare flashgun batteries
3. Forget £$*$%^ing flashgun
4. Forget spare spare camera/flashgun batteries / £$*$%^ing flashgun
5. Forget you live in the kind of house where slugs come up through floorboards
6. Forget which bag you’ve left spare spare camera/flashgun batteries / £$*$%^ing flashgun in
7. Forget the light in the garden is slightly different to the light in the cellar
8. Turn up with kit you’ve never used
9. Think, “it’ll be ok”
10. Repeat any / all of the above YET AGAIN
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